Broadcasting from somewhere behind the fellowship hall

Radio Graceland-ish

An original, copyright-safe faux station featuring static, sermons, snack reports, and deeply questionable station identification.

KVEL 24.0 AM-ish

The Midnight Snack Report

Current conditions: partly toasted with a strong chance of peanut butter after midnight.

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Tonight’s Schedule

Velvet VespersReflections with tasteful echo
The Rhinestone Weather DeskForecasts for emotional climates
Call-In ConfessionalLines are imaginary but compassion is not
Static for ContemplationSixty minutes of nearly nothing
Snack Emergency HotlineToast triage and dip intervention