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The 24 Hour Church of Elvis, Reformed
Certificate of Good Standing
& Better Intentions
This magnificently unofficial document certifies that
Your Magnificent Name
has been recognized as
Minister of Snacks and Small Mercies
in the esteemed
The Local Chapter of Wherever I Amand has solemnly promised to make art, tip generously, return borrowed records, and leave room in every creed for a better idea.
⚡ High Custodian of the Suggestion Box